1 day ago · 9 notes

Corporate Americanisms

Don’t let me take up too much of your time, I know you must be busy”
   Translation: You’re taking up too much of my time; I’m busy

“Why don’t you go over that again, just to make sure we all understand”
   Translation: I don’t understand

“I’m working from home today”
   Translation: I’m taking the day off with pay

“If nothing else, he’s definitely a character”
   Translation: I hate him

"SHOOT!"
"DARN IT!"
"UGHH"
   Translation: Fuck.

1 month ago · 18 notes

I don’t ever leave reviews for things I buy, but thank the lord for the people that do

1 month ago · 51 notes
straightened my hair for a length check

straightened my hair for a length check

1 month ago · 17 notes

I haven’t been on tumblr in some weeks because I graduated, moved from NC to KS, bought a new car, and started a new job… 

I missed yall though :)

2 months ago · 15,179 notes
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Penny forgot to tell her about lotion though

(Source: vanillaswirlzz)

#ijs
2 months ago · 8 notes

Main Characters That Had No Interesting Personality Traits and No One Gave a F*ck About

Zoey from Zoey 101

Piper from OITNB

Bella from Twilight

2 months ago · 4 notes

 when you tell a lie and almost get away with it, but your friend gives you away

2 months ago · 3 notes
Anonymous asked:
You are so beautiful...

gahh! thank you!!! :)

2 months ago · 88 notes
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jessehimself:

Tupac’s 1995 Deposition 

2 months ago · 1 note

thesinwhisperer:

How old are you? You look so young lol

I do?? Damn lol. I’m 22

2 months ago · 73 notes

It sucks when you personally know your potential, but you look so regular on paper

2 months ago · 102 notes
*blushes*

*blushes*

#me #gif
2 months ago · 7 notes

Don’t mistake a bruised ego for a broken heart; it’s a waste of valuable energy

2 months ago · 23 notes
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pxpyramids:

wittywino:

So is there a particular reason men don’t seem to like using umbrellas?

Y’all do know that for a small fee of $5-10, you could keep your clothes, phones, shoes, and bodies relatively dry regardless of whether or not it happens to be raining? 

Lmao.. I just don’t think I could respect my boyfriend if I seen him out holding an umbrella by himself… Now if I was there and he was holding it for me then that’s fair, but if I just seen him walking the strip with an umbrella by hisself , I would definitely judge him.😂😂

For wanting to stay dry?? Lol

2 months ago · 23 notes

So is there a particular reason men don’t seem to like using umbrellas?

Y’all do know that for a small fee of $5-10, you could keep your clothes, phones, shoes, and bodies relatively dry regardless of whether or not it happens to be raining?